Suppose you were on your knees, your mouth hungrily sucking him, your tongue licking him, making his length hard and stiff and proud between your lips and under your hands. Suppose his head is thrown back, his fingers are clenching your scalp in a rhythm that matches the movement of your jaw.
Now, suppose you – without warning – pull from somewhere (beneath your pillow, beneath the bed, out of your pocket, etc) a hot dog bun and slide it around his wiener.
a) deflate immediately, call you an unattractive and unkind name, and stomp away to lock himself in another room, possibly ending the relationship over your insubordination and disrespect
b) laugh at the funny joke you just made and then toss in the wastebin so you can get back to the business at hand
c) stare at you in shock for five seconds, fling it across the room, and fuck your mouth until your throat is sore and your jaw is numb
d) let it fall to the floor, throw you over the end of something, and spank you until the tears leave pools of liquid beneath you
e) drop it to his feet, make you eat it, then spank you until the tears leave pools of liquid beneath you, then fuck your mouth until your throat is sore and your jaw is numb
f) another combination?
I’m not sure what the F/F and F/M equivalent would be here, but I’d certainly enjoy that perspective as well.
And no, I have not done this. But someone made me think of it, and I’ve been pondering possible reactions ever since.